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Gorgeous Tangent and her Ass Smoothie

acw — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:00:22 +0000

Fuck, brunette porn babe Tangent is one total freakin’ hottie! And to think, we finally got her signed up to give you exactly what you’ve been waiting for–this gorgeous big-titted tatted-up pornstar was ready to prepare and guzzle down a hot brunette Ass Smoothie! You only have to take one look at this beautiful busty babe to know that she takes great care of herself, eating all the right foods and excercising, making sure that her perfect body only takes in all the right nutrition and vitamins…and what could be better for her than a warm, fruity Ass Smoothie? Full of antioxidants and low in fat, this is the drink this babe has been waiting for! So we loaded her down with her unique ingredients, put her in front of the blender, and before you know it, we’re pouring this hardcore concoction right down her tight little asshole! Cheers!

Kacey Villainess, here’s your Ass Smoothie!

acw — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:00:19 +0000

Oh yes, hot blonde babe Kacey Villainess, have we got a little something for you! It’s fruity and sweet, and it has a nutty flavor with undertones of rich, dark rectum! That’s right, it’s your very own Ass Smoothie! Just take the ingredients which you request and we provide, mix them up just so, combine everything in our well-loved and well-used Ass Smoothie blender, then all you have to do is let us use our speculum to spread your rectulum, we’ll pour it in for you, and you warm it up and chug it down! Nothing could be easier for us or healthier for you, and it damn sure couldn’t be more fun for the fans of Ass Smoothie! Now, just sign this contract (and no, no need for a lawyer!), show up ready to get nude, and we’ll do the rest (well, actually you will, and we’ll just film it)! And oh yeah, make sure you’re hungry!…

Layla Rivera, ass smoothie junkie!

acw — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:00:57 +0000

Healthy pornstar Layla Rivera needs the kind of nutrition that One-A-Day Vitamins cannot provide, and she has searched high and low for something better, but to no avail. Then, we approached her with a new product, the Ass Smoothie, and her prayers were answered! This is nutrition the way Mother Nature intended it, and no time at all passed before gorgeous Layla was in our healthy kitchen and whipping up the ingredients for her own brand of vitamin shake, the Ass Smoothie! She prepped her drink, poured it in her tight asshole, let it warm, and soon was guzzling her fruity beverage down her parched throat! Yummm! She says that she felt the “kick” from this hi-test energy drink right away, and that it’s better than cocaine! Watch Layla serve herself an Ass Smoothie now!

Carla Craves craves an Ass Smoothie!

acw — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:36:29 +0000

carla craves at ass smoothie

We finally got blonde porn hottie signed up to give us a show for an Ass Smoothies update! We were pretty lucky to get this horny andh naughty babe to join us for an exhibition, but eventually our patience won out and her resolve never to have anything to do with our nasty asses was broken! And once this horny and thirsty babe got started blending her own special brand of Ass Smoothie, she was more than happy to go with it! We made sure she had all the ingredients she needed, then we inserted our trusty speculum, poured in the magical mixture, let it warm to a perfect 98.6 degrees, and then, “CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!!”, down the hatch it went! Damn, now that’s one delicious Ass Smoothie! Drink up!